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I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie

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(908): View more from New Jersey

how was last night?

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i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple

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(802): View more from Vermont

No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.

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(562): View more from California

I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?

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Whatever it is you failed

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(514): View more from Quebec

I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick

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(614): View more from Ohio

You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet

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