you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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