Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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