Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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