I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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