i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Randomize