And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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