Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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