I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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