another moral hangover. fuck.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Rumble strips road head = magical
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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