he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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