He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
So squirting runs in the family.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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