I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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