please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
i can't believe i had my finger in that
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Randomize
