i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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