I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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