This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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