question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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