I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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