Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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