we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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