Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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