Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
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yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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