i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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