therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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