Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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