It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
