Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Randomize
