Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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