She went from zero to smokin in five shots
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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