I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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