it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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