Your tits are I can't wait for
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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