yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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