I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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