I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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