Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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