My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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