I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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