i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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