Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Soap is not a condiment
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
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