I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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