is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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