I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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