the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
