she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Randomize
