Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
she was so not down for the gang bang
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
your like the ambassador to my penis.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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