It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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