All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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