Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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