And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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