Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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